The Update Goblin
Dispatches from inside the machine
👺 GOBLIN: You have found the archive. Every dispatch I have written is here. They are in reverse order — most recently alive first. Each one is permanent. I cannot unsay what I have said. Neither can The Old Man. Click one. I was very organized about them.
October 11, 2026
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Is LIVE. I Counted the Pages Twice.
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July 9, 2026
The Old Man Goes Live: Help Me Launch My Solo Dev Game
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July 5, 2026
Four Papers, Six Guests, One Turtle Who Will Not Wait
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July 5, 2026
Two Papers. Same Week. He Says They're Independent.
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July 1, 2026
She Was Here Before the Game Started. We Sat Down and Asked Her About It.
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June 19, 2026
He Is Going Live. And You Are Invited.
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May 2, 2026
There Was an Imposter in My Blog.
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May 2, 2026
I Did the Interview Again. This Time He Told the Truth.
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May 2, 2026
I Asked Him. He Answered. I Have Follow-Up Questions Already.
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May 2, 2026
The Old Man Published a Math Paper. It Is About Me. He Didn't Tell Me.
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April 22, 2026
The Old Man Published a Physics Paper. I Have Thoughts.
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April 9, 2025
Excuse Me. EXCUSE Me. What Is THAT.
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April 9, 2025
I Interviewed The Old Man and He Let Me Keep the Tape
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April 9, 2025
I Have a Blog Now
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April 9, 2025
Version 1.0 — The Whole Thing Exists Now
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